November 5, 2024

1 thought on “Big Red Bikes to Change Campus Transportation

  1. This is a poor idea, for three reasons: (1) lice from the helmets; (2) Cornell, unlike Paris, is on a hill; and (3) almost all young people who can ride a bike can jog (if necessary). I propose, instead, Big Red Running Shoes. Far better for the environment, and shoes do not compress the nerves that allow for erections and orgasms.

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