Christina Aguilera Destroys National Anthem, Embarrasses Americans Everywhere

Perhaps you haven’t heard, but at Superbowl XLV singer Christina Aguilera just butchered the National Anthem. Rather than singing “O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming,” she sang “What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming.” I happened to be the only person in the room where I was watching the game to notice her error, but then again everyone else in the room was British. Rather than listening attentively to their security provider’s… err, ally across the pond’s national anthem, they were aggressively trying to plug their ears through her shreaking and shrilling twists at the end of the song. To Miss Aguilera: bury your head in the sand and come back in one year! —but not to the Superbowl.