There’s something romantic about ivy. Just look at it: doesn’t it make you want to run out and fall in love with an erudite, ambitious conservative Ivy Leaguer? WELL NOW YOU CAN, WITH DATEHARVARD. It’s the new face of elitism! Now you too, lowly non-Harvardian that you are, have an opportunity to date a first-rate man or woman who values intelligence. You’ve got a high standard, and so does DATEHAR-
What’s that? You’re fine with Cornell? Yeah, me too.
