I’m currently sitting at the S.A. meeting–Dean Hubbell, the Review’s biggest fan, is sitting directly in front of me, among three other people–where the Slope Day budget is being discussed.
Best S.A. logic of the day: We need to increase funding for Slope Day because then we’ll be able to afford better performers, and if we have better performers, fewer people will feel the need to drink on the slope, which will increase safety and decrease drinking-related costs! So by increasing costs, we actually decrease costs. This man deserves a position in the Obama White House designing health care policy.
I couldn’t tell who it was that said it, but I’ll update this when I figure it out.